you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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