Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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