Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Randomize
