3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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