He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I don't think brook has ever known best
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
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