I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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