even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
honey bunches of taint.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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