You can't special order awesome
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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