belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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