All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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