The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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