You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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