and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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