I am in a vortex of obligation.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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