If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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