I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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