I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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