Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Swine flu. Run for my life!
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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