JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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