i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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