I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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