Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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