So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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