i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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