he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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