My nipple is on Facebook.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
She's the barista slut.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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