Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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