at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I need water and some morals
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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