google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm like, not good at living.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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