i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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