Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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