Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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