this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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