I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
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