So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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