We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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