I bet he comes in French.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize