Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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