Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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