I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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