We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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