Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
this just has baby written all over it
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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