Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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