yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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