and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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