Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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