kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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