Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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