wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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