It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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