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(410): View more from Maryland

I just found a frying pan...in my bed.

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(707): View more from California

Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.

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(757): View more from Virginia

She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!

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(415): View more from California

If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%

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(314): View more from Missouri

my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass

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(801): View more from Utah

He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.

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(817): View more from Texas

I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.

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(360): View more from Washington

Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.

(206): View more from Washington

Bangkok has him now.

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