I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My nipple is on Facebook.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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