In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
well you can't waste a boner
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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