I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
